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"我(❤)对师(📲)(shī )傅(💒)的崇(☔)敬不(🐑)是三(📻)(sān )言(😯)两语(🍁)(yǔ )能(💁)说完(🛷)的"
新(🕚)吐槽(👼)(cáo ),女(🍸)主(zhǔ(📱) )时不(🍓)时来(❌)个耶,说话老(lǎo )是加一个哦,看(kàn )着……好烦人"
"好好笑,意想不(bú )到的效果。母大(dà )狼。"
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"亮点(🦎)全在(🐲)(zài )最后啊(ā )!"
"ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ-̫͡-ʔ,打卡。"
"钱小豪的(de )蛊惑"
"小(xiǎo )的时候完全不爱(ài )看,太(tài )暴力,太黑社会(huì )了"
"ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ(🐪)•͓͡•ʔ-̫(💷)͡-ʕ(💀)•̫(🌦)͡•(🗻)ʔ*̫(💔)͡*ʔ(🌍)-̫͡(📴)-ʔ,打(🧓)卡。"