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"小姐(jiě )你的熊(xióng )掉了o(*≧(🌲)▽(🆙)≦(🚬))ツ┏━┓"
"话说鳗(mán )鱼饭吃(chī )起来(🍅)很(🔙)无(🏎)聊啊--"
人设有(yǒu )问题——女主(zhǔ(✅) )刚(🐎)开(🎺)片是个欠透的公(gōng )主病女(nǚ ),然(🎉)后(🛹)(hò(🕙)u )这个bitch刚到男主家住一(yī )天第二(è(🍛)r )天(🔗)早(☝)上(shàng )起床就(🔀)(jiù )会和气的说话了(🍴)?(🔴)难(🙋)(nán )道男主(zhǔ )晚上夜(yè )访给她整(🅾)舒(💽)服(🎧)了🍺不(bú )痒了公(gōng )主病就(jiù )好了(😔)?(😫)还(🍘)有男主是个(gè )比吴京(jīng )🐮的圣(🦊)(shè(👿)ng )母(📻),我真的没见过这(zhè )个等级(jí )的(🍕)瞎(🏹)子(⏹)(zǐ ),女主这么丑也把他(tā )眼睛吸(xī(👥) )得(⏰)死(⏪)死(sǐ )的——也许是因为丫(yā )25了(😤)还(💩)是(❎)(shì )个处男(nán )着急透🍺🐎破处?
"国(😪)(guó(🎬) )产(📨)低成(chéng )本爱(🗃)情(qíng )剧,背景音乐确(🍀)实(🚼)很(☝)(hěn )好听,结局很(hěn )圆满。"
"——这么(🏋)说(💈),你(🐭)一定(dìng )要等她(tā )了?
"不(bú )行了。。。"
"类(🦄)似(🔢)电(🧣)锯(jù )惊魂"
"ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ(🗼)•(👯)͓(🤙)͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡(🥛)*ʔ(🍐)-̫(🚕)͡-ʔ,打卡(kǎ )。"
"哈哈(hā )哈哈哈好带喜(🅱)感(📲)的(🥕)师(shī )傅~~"