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"笑死了(👼)!"
新吐(tǔ(🎓) )槽,女(nǚ )主时不(bú )时来(👼)个(gè )耶(🌀),说(shuō )话(😧)老是(shì )加一个(🚶)(gè )哦,看(🚂)着……(🔡)好烦人"
"小时候(🛺)的陈浩(🖱)(hào )南,山(🍸)(shān )鸡,包(bāo )皮,大(🔏)(dà )飞,乌(🤷)(wū )鸦,坤(💲)(kūn )哥。"
"長澤まさ(🔸)み好漂(🐵)亮啊然(🔐)后想吃(chī )鳗鱼饭(fàn )啊(🌝)"
"又厉(lì(🔩) )害又搞(gǎo )笑又可(kě )爱(⬇)又温(wē(🚮)n )柔,布里格斯的那个女(😜)人真是(🐿)不简(jiǎn )单,哈(hā )哈哈哈(🏕)(hā )"
人设(🚻)有(yǒu )问题——女主(zhǔ(🐂) )刚开片(🤶)是个欠透的公主病女(🥅),然后这(🐘)个bitch刚(gāng )到男主(zhǔ )家住(⛽)一(yī )天(✡)第二(è(🔊)r )天早上(shàng )起床(🈁)就(jiù )会(💫)和气的(💘)说话了?难道(🚕)男主晚(🍪)上夜(yè(💙) )访给她(tā )整舒(🕢)服(fú )了(🐙)🍺不(bú(💱) )痒了公(gōng )主病(🌈)就(jiù )好(✝)了?还(🕳)有男主是个比吴京🐮(🍘)的圣(shè(🌠)ng )母,我(wǒ )真的没(méi )见过(📡)这(zhè )个(🚄)等级(jí )的瞎子(zǐ ),女主(🐗)这么丑(🤖)也把他眼睛吸得死死(📛)(sǐ )的—(🍕)—也许是(shì )因为丫(yā(🏉) )25了还是(📙)(shì )个处男(nán )着急透(tò(🅿)u )🍺🐎破(🌖)处?
"VanHefflin演(🥪)医生帅了点,Jordan真(🍫)是花(huā(🍕) )花公子(😯)(zǐ )专业户(hù ),谁(👅)叫(jiào )他(💞)长得(dé(㊗) )帅,又(yòu )是法国(🌉)人呢?(🆎)"
"只看前(💂)五分钟……一(💃)(yī )个占(🕸)小(xiǎo )便(🥟)宜还(hái )装傻扮(bàn )受害(🚡)者(zhě )的(📧)女孩(hái )儿真的可以当(🥛)纯爱女(🥍)主角么,导演(yǎn )你脑子(🤪)(zǐ )没坏(👁)吧(ba )"
"不错d"
"好(hǎo )好笑,意想(⌛)不(bú )到(🚸)的效果。母大狼。"