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"这(🐭)种2b电(dià(🍾)n )影实在(🏙)无法看(🎐)下去了,那(nà )对白简(jiǎn )直就是(shì )在背(🐕)书(shū )。男(🤔)主住那(🚗)么大的(🎟)房子,却(⛸)骑个(gè(🍼) )小摩托(🔇)(tuō ),让屌(diǎo )丝们情何以堪。女主却像(xià(🚾)ng )个傻逼(🤵)(bī ),在山(🍖)(shān )上乱(😏)吃(chī )野(👃)果中毒(🈂)。看了半小时果(guǒ )断看不(bú )下去了(le )。"
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