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重案督察西(🌕)狗（张晋(jì(🍽)n ) 饰）与搭档阿德(dé )（(🚝)吴(wú )樾 饰(shì )）到(🖱)某渔村(cūn )追(💀)捕涉(📠)嫌多(🔷)桩凶案的歹(🚫)(dǎi )徒江贵成，却意(🏦)(yì )外发(fā )现大量被虐(🛵)杀的(de )帮派(pà(💸)i )分子(zǐ )尸体和数(✝)额(é(🗣) )惊人(rén )的黑市黄(🧙)金，一(yī )场各(🎎)怀鬼(📄)胎的混战因西(xī(💋) )狗和阿德的闯入(🐿)(rù )变成(chéng )了整个(🔋)江湖(👧)针对(duì )两个(😰)(gè )警察(chá )的困兽(🥟)之斗(⛎)(dòu )，随(suí )着调查，西(❄)狗发现拥有(⏸)超高犯罪才(cái )智的(de )江(🧓)贵成竟然嚣张(zhā(⛽)ng )到要(yào )借十(🌆)(shí )号(🍥)风球(📸)的天(tiān )威，谋(📻)划(huá )跨国掠夺一(🔼)(yī )批价值超过五亿的(🥔)海底(dǐ )黑金(🔁)，自己和阿(ā )德竟(🌫)(jìng )也(🎏)成了他计划中(zhō(🚄)ng )的棋(qí )子，不(🆒)仅得(💥)不到(dào )警方(fāng )支(🕤)援还被通缉，就在(💮)此时，阿德被帮派(🤣)(pài )绑(📓)架为人质，贵(🔌)(guì )成已(yǐ )经出海(🔥)，西狗(😹)必(bì )须独(dú )闯狂(🤥)(kuáng )风怒海，当(🏌)(dāng )狂性(xìng )被绝境激发(🍵)，当兽性被贪欲操(📘)控，真相(xiàng )和(🔶)善恶(🤣)哪个(🍭)更重(chóng )？唯(🔞)(wéi )有血(xuè )战八方(🍞)才能(néng )力挽(wǎn )狂澜(lá(🏨)n )！
星宇公司(sī(🐬) )遭遇盗宝集团突(👓)袭，立(🅿)(lì )夏受伤，丢失了(📁)(le )云南(nán )赤家(💏)兄弟(🗺)的瓷瓶(píng )。林(lín )欢(🏹)馨(xīn )联合考古学(🐄)(xué )家高(gāo )震云设(💌)下计(🛤)谋寻(xún )回了(🐃)瓷瓶。不料盗宝集(😖)(jí )团(🌧)跟踪至云南该(gā(⏩)i )瓷瓶(píng )出土(🦍)处，将众人(rén )擒拿(ná )欲(🏇)挖(wā )掘古墓。林(lí(🌋)n )克服(fú )恐高(😡)症独(🔘)自逃(🛰)出，并联合赤(🤭)家寨村(cūn )。
中(zhōng )年(♉)建築師遇上人(rén )生瓶(🎭)(píng )頸，在家被(👃)老婆(pó )嫌棄(qì )，公(🖌)(gōng )司(🖲)小開兔死(sǐ )狗烹(🔦)。失業的他在(✴)曼谷(🙏)(gǔ )街頭驀然回首(🎣)，瞥見(jiàn )大象Pop Aye，憶起(🌼)歡快(kuài )的童(tóng )年(📲)時(shí(👢) )光，毅然買(mǎ(⬆)i )下大(dà )象，卻發現(🍷)都市(♋)生活容不下他倆(🏈)，打算(suàn )和老(🚆)象一(🙂)路向北(běi )返鄉(xiā(🐹)ng )。這趟人與象的(de )公(🖇)路(lù )之旅(lǚ(💊) )，途中(🔹)狀況(🍅)(kuàng )不斷(duàn )，所(🏥)幸萬能的象鼻領(🍠)著他倆，與沿(yán )路風(fē(🚘)ng )景相伴。《爸媽(🏍)(mā )不在(zài )家》導演(🧤)陳哲(🤨)藝(yì )監製(zhì )，阿(ā(✨) )比查邦御用(🍠)(yòng )剪(🍖)接操刀，看擅長冷(🙋)幽(yōu )默的才女導(🦄)演陳(chén )敬音(yīn )，用(📄)象鼻(💙)對抗中(zhōng )年(📖)危(wēi )機！將泰國鄉(🈂)下(xià(👂) )的荒(huāng )涼風景，轉(🏧)變成一首洋(😴)溢著(🚨)淡淡霓虹光(guāng )芒(😝)的自我蛻變之(zhī(🛢) )歌。
青釬治乱(🤜)，倚天(⛩)(tiān )定(🌽)国(guó )，长(zhǎng )久(😲)以来，历(lì )代皇(huá(🎒)ng )帝都以为只要得到青(🚫)釬和倚天两(♉)柄(bǐng )神剑(jiàn )就可(😡)夺得(🅰)天下，但却(què )无一(🌅)(yī )能识破两(🚼)把(bǎ(🕉) )宝剑(jiàn )的秘密。
隔(⛰)壁住(zhù )的三个半(🐺)熟女似乎偷偷(tōu )的在(📩)各自房间做(🥌)(zuò )着不(bú )可告人(🗃)的囧(🎄)事，而这(zhè )些是(shì(🦉) )石头没日没(💾)(méi )夜(⏲)偷(tōu )窥得出的结(🙁)论。深知一人技薄(🔸)的石头为(wéi )了满(💦)足好(🔃)奇，挖(wā )掘更(✖)(gèng )多半熟女们的(🤭)私(sī )生活(huó )，拉(lā )拢室(🔗)友钱芳(fāng )和(📊)柳木加入，三个冲动期(🏉)的屌丝男面对(duì(🚋) )隔壁(bì )的长(🔫)腿姐(✳)姐、知(zhī )性御(yù(🚩) )姐和(hé )甜美萝莉(📵)，引发(fā )出了一连串让(🎩)人(rén )脸红的(🍥)尴尬囧事。
李天(tiā(😗)n )洋和(🆚)郑月两位年(nián )轻(🔪)“小炮儿”在执(🍭)行(há(🎃)ng )神秘(mì )任务(wù )时(✅)失败，惹(rě )怒老(lǎ(🍇)o )大闫老板，开始了(💓)亡命(😔)天涯的故事(💏)。在(zài )找寻货物的(🏉)过程(chéng )中，郑月偶遇发(😞)小并(bìng )帮发(🖕)(fā )小找(zhǎo )回了失踪多(⛄)(duō )时的男朋友。同(🚺)时，郑月发现(🌓)了货(💣)物的(de )秘密(mì )并明(🍜)白如果不逃(táo )离(🌋)这(zhè )个地(dì )方就会丧(Ⓜ)失(shī )性命(mì(🛒)ng )。屋漏偏逢连夜(yè(✡) )雨，在(🤣)郑月准备离开的(🚞)(de )时候，兄弟和(🏾)发(fā(😂) )小的(de )被闫老板抓(⛏)，郑(zhèng )月不(bú )得不(🎄)(bú )与闫老板正(zhè(🏘)ng )面冲(😅)(chōng )突，随之而(⤵)来的却是越来越(🈺)多的麻烦。
Eddie (Anthony Del Negro) and his friend Chris (Christopher Lenk) call out for an escort after Eddie's girlfriend (Isabella Racco) breaks up with him and moves out of their house. Little do they know that while Natasha is a breathtaking beauty, she's really a possessed doll created by a mad doctor (Don Scribner) in an unholy laboratory and built with the urge to kill and dominate the minds of others to kill for her.@
Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.