"凭着想(xiǎng )听乔叔(🐃)的娃娃音(❣),看(kàn )完了整部(bù )电影……表(biǎo )示女主好(hǎo )尴尬……女二都比女(nǚ )主好……"
"现在这些人(💕)拍的真(zhē(🐍)n )心(xīn )不好看,支持郑伊健(jiàn )、陈小春(chūn )版的走起!!!你(nǐ )们(men )无法超越"
——有多坚(jiān )定?
"全职(🏟)(zhí )主妇侦(🆕)探,不,是(shì )强(qiáng )盗。"
"一看开头和结尾(wěi ),就觉得(dé )这真是好莱坞的改(gǎi )编(biān )剧本,就(jiù )差脸蛋(💾)上镌(juān )两(🚌)坨大字(zì )儿:耶耶我会讲故(gù )事(shì )!可我还(hái )是看恶心了(le )。很讨厌(yàn )这版的包法利,嗯,你的(🧦)效果(guǒ )达(🧢)到了。"
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"小姐,你的熊~~"
"哈(hā )哈哈,钱小豪还弄(nòng )得(dé )长发为了(le )更像陈浩南(nán )吗"