A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.
师(shī )兄(xiōng )李(lǐ )昆在京剧演出中打起了(🤐)广告(🚁)。师弟侯广(🧚)智觉(🈷)得李(🍘)昆侮辱了(🙊)戏台(🚖),两人话(huà(🧤) )不(bú(✂) )投(tóu )机(jī )分(fèn )道(dào )扬(yáng )镳(biāo )。五(wǔ )年(nián )后(💶)李昆靠演孙大(⭕)圣走(🌱)穴发(🏇)家。侯(➗)广智(🐮)则成(🛠)了剧团的(😺)孙大(🎴)圣专业户。 李(lǐ )昆(kūn )联(lián )系(xì )到(dào )一(yī )笔(bǐ )生(shēng )意但却(🎠)需要(🌂)侯广智的(🔎)帮助(🤺)。侯广(〽)智答应李(🧒)昆来(✋)见客户—马老(😘)板。马老板最近迷上了一个网(wǎng )红(hóng ),并(bì(📜)ng )准(zhǔ(🏏)n )备(bèi )为(wé(🐟)i )她排(🐨)一部(🏟)《真假美猴(🌊)王三(😚)打白骨精(📸)》。因为(🚟)这违反了京剧传统,侯广智(zhì )愤(fèn )然(rán )拒(🤤)(jù )绝(jué )。李(lǐ )昆(🚣)(kūn )偷(💴)(tōu )了(le )祖(zǔ(🧑) )师爷(🥙)的戏(⚾)服签了合(🥤)同,愤(🤪)怒的侯广智与李昆再次决裂。但当侯广智看(kàn )到(dào )徒(tú(🙍) )弟(dì(👵) )们(men )竭(jié )力(🥫)(lì )招(🚊)揽顾(🥀)客时他终(✅)于同(🥌)意演出。 试演当(🐡)天侯广智潇洒上台,李昆内心对京剧的热(📜)忱被(😱)侯广智唤(🛢)(huàn )醒(🍇)(xǐng ),他(🛃)(tā )配(🤜)(pèi )合(🚋)(hé )着(💩)(zhe )侯广智说(✅)出了(🍖)原汁原味的戏词。两人合演了一版传统的(🛅)《真假美猴王》,这(🏬)(zhè )一(😷)(yī )刻(kè )所(👋)(suǒ )有(📷)(yǒu )人(🐖)(rén )都(dōu )感(🖖)(gǎn )受(💧)到了京剧的魅力。
两个在丹麦穷途末路的小偷古飞宇和(🍕)贝永(🔒)新,为了(le )还(🏿)(hái )清(🅱)(qīng )黑(🐳)(hēi )帮(bāng )老(💖)(lǎo )大(📣)(dà )李的赌债,本(🎙)想盗走最后一票却卷入了一场古堡遗产(📁)争夺(🧓)战中,遇到(📅)了本(🕋)以为(🏄)是古(👂)堡合(🚄)法继(🌁)(jì )承(chéng )人(🍢)(rén )的(💐)(de )莫(mò )巧(qiǎo )雨(yǔ )。在和莫巧雨一起躲避李的过程中发现了(🔺)古堡(👖)背后的秘(🎉)密和(🚦)莫巧(🚳)雨真实(shí(🗳) )的(de )身(🗡)(shēn )份(fèn )。
阿(ā )纽(niǔ )林(lín )·巴(bā )纳德([敦刻尔克])、凯文·杜(🏒)兰(《血(🚛)族》)加盟新(👊)片[更(👽)大](Bigger,暂(📷)译)。乔治·(🍵)加(jiā(🤘) )洛(luò )担(dān )任(rè(🍴)n )导(dǎo )演(yǎn ),泰(tài )勒·霍奇林主演。影片讲述(🏊)“健美之父”魏德(📘)兄弟(🈸)白手(🏳)起家(👅)的故(🕔)事。巴(⏳)纳德出演(🕳)本·(🧟)魏德,霍(huò )奇(qí )林(lín )饰(shì )演(yǎn )乔(qiáo )·魏德,杜兰则饰演他(📁)们的(🐷)克星,健身(😀)杂志(🗼)出版(🎀)商比尔·(💢)豪克(🛳)。影片将(jiāng )于(yú )下(xià )月(yuè )开(kāi )拍(pāi )。
牧(mù )江(jiāng )村(cūn )郊野山(⭐)藏有(📩)一怪,赤面(🎥)獠牙(🧚),名曰(⛹)垃圾人,他(🏁)身世(👸)神秘,以垃圾为(🏦)食(shí ),日(rì )遇(yù )村(cūn )妇(fù )马(mǎ )秀(xiù )娟,将其(😄)掳掠。马秀娟通(🍂)过与(🤷)垃圾(✈)人的(🥒)交往(👙),发现(🔟)他虽丑陋(🔹)骇人(🕐),却心地单纯。但天不遂人(rén )愿(yuàn ),“单(dān )纯(chún )”的垃圾人却将(🏴)马秀(🕡)娟视为配(🗡)偶,囚(☝)于废(🤩)弃厂房。矿(✊)山老(🕎)板徐东南徐西北(běi )两(liǎng )兄(xiōng )弟(dì )欲(yù )借(jiè )炸(zhà )山(shān )除(🔊)(chú )垃(😬)(lā )圾人之(🛷)名在(😀)野山(😬)非法拓矿(🐌),全然(🔳)不顾马秀娟安(🥝)危。而垃圾人通过马秀(xiù )娟(juān )逐(zhú )渐(jiàn )了(📂)(le )解(jiě )人(rén )类(lè(🕣)i )的尊(🙉)重与(👝)爱,遂(🏃)将其(〰)放归(🛂)牧江村。马(🎲)秀娟(😬)得知徐东南阴谋后为救垃圾人与之抗争,最终被绑(bǎng )于(🐁)(yú )山(🎙)(shān )上(shàng ),垃(🗡)(lā )圾(🔚)人为(🦎)救马秀娟(🌧)与徐(🐲)东南死命相搏,后被徐东南炸死。环保组织声明垃圾(jī )人(✔)(rén )出(🕙)(chū )现(xiàn )乃(📏)(nǎi )牧(👀)(mù )江(🕺)(jiāng )村(cūn )的(🛷)(de )环(huá(🚕)n )保意识薄弱之(🚕)恶果,垃圾人本无罪,罪在人心对环境的态(🌶)度,并呼吁(yù )民(🔊)(mín )众(🤮)(zhòng )善(🎹)(shàn )待(🍞)(dài )环(🐲)(huán )境(💃)(jìng )。
Wolfgang.Amadeu.Mozart:
Summer 1989, East Germany. Adam works as a tailor, Evelyn as a waitress. They are planning a vacation together when Evelyn finds out that Adam is cheating on her and decides to leave for the holiday on her own. She travels to Hungary, trailed by Adam. As the border with Austria falls, everything changes in Hungary. The frontiers are open, as the new possibilities for Adam and Evelyn to decide in which world – Eastern or Western – they want to build a happy life. Adam und Evelyn is based on the homonymous novel by Ingo Schulze, translated in more than ten languages.
都(🍐)说男(🗒)人一有钱就变坏,女人一变坏就有钱,这句话用在张宝文(🐅)和他(💞)的秘书身(😁)上绝(♍)对合(🏚)(hé )适(shì )。张(🙀)(zhāng )宝(♊)(bǎo )文(wén )原本有一个非常好的前程和家庭,但是他却不珍(⛽)惜,与(🕑)自己的秘(🚅)书走(🧚)到了(🕛)(le )一(yī )起(qǐ(🛹) )。这(zhè(Ⓜ) )一(yī )段(duàn )办(bà(🌈)n )公(gōng )室(shì )的恋情导致了张宝文在事业上(🐗)和家庭上彻底(🐻)破碎(🎀)。秘书(🎮)的贪(🍡)婪最(🛂)终落(🐅)(luò )到(dào )过(➖)(guò )街(⬆)(jiē )老(lǎo )鼠(shǔ )人(rén )人(rén )喊打的地步。当张宝文重新回归家(🌊)庭的(💚)时候,一个(🏴)熟悉(🖲)的面(🍩)孔站在了(🥄)门口(🖥)挡住了他的视线。