简介
"要(yào )不(💙)是因为(🗝)徐海乔(🏚)我(wǒ )才(🏕)不看(kàn )！乔叔(shū )在里面(miàn )是原声(shēng )！那声(shēng )音我已(yǐ )经(🎵)录制(🚁)(zhì(🔏) )了音(🧣)频(pín )了(📤)！女(nǚ )主(♒)直接被(🔟)我屏蔽(💏)了。那个(🍠)时候乔叔好可爱好(hǎo )嫩！"
3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.
"没有那(nà )谁我是(shì )不会看(🛣)的"
"这(💦)位(🛑)小姐(🎑)(jiě )，你忘(👧)(wàng )了你(🧀)的(de )熊lol"
"这(🤺)种(zhǒng )2b电(🏟)影实(shí )在无法(fǎ )看下去(qù )了，那(nà )对白简(jiǎn )直就是在背书。男(🌃)主住(😃)那(🕉)么大(🎷)的房子(🍹)，却骑个(📏)小摩(mó(🏋) )托，让(rà(🤛)ng )屌丝们(men )情何以堪。女主却像个傻(shǎ )逼，在(zài )山上乱(luàn )吃(🚭)野果(🎗)(guǒ(🎨) )中毒(🍣)。看了半(🍗)(bàn )小时(💑)果(guǒ )断(🤧)看不(bú(🏃) )下去了(le )。"
"等一下你的熊掉了！"
"一个个丑得像鞋底子似的还(hái )拍(🎏)你妈(👁)(mā(🥧) )逼啊(⭐)"