A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.
Brij Mohan (36), a hosiery shop owner in a busy Delhi market, desperately wants to change his life. He is fed up of his ball-crusher wife and mounting debts. In order to escape his wretched life, he changes his appearance and adopts a new identity as Amar Sethi, but ends up committing a botched up murder. He runs off with his young girlfriend, hopeful of making a new beginning. Instead, as luck would have it, he finds himself trapped in a web of his own Karma.
大(🏷)龄未婚青年:(💓)麦圣(shèng )男(于谷鸣(💡)(míng )饰)(🐏)、魏唯(🅿)(wéi )(王(⛵)(wáng )钰饰(🕣))和韩笑(唐昕(xī(⚽)n ))在(zà(🥫)i )假期聚(jù )首,三(🐀)人为了(🏬)给(gěi )前去参加音乐(🎍)交流赛(🤺)(sài )的夏(🏻)(xià )小亦(⛱)(美加(➿)(jiā )佳饰)凑应(yīng )援团,在“出(chū )租情(🚓)侣”的(de )网(🐨)店下了(😧)订(dìng )单。机场内(nèi )一番啼笑(🤲)皆非(fē(🔔)i )的“认亲(👑)”后,一行(🏥)人(rén )踏上了前往(wǎng )威海的(🈲)旅程。旅(🌬)行中,中(🐍)(zhōng )韩混(hún )血吉(😱)秀(xiù )贤(袁昊饰)(🔙)对韩笑(🚴)暗生(shē(👱)ng )好感,但(🍟)心(xīn )思(💡)细(xì )腻的他(tā )发现(🚷),其实麦(🕷)圣男与韩笑(xià(🍊)o )情愫(sù(🗳) )已生,只欠(qiàn )东风,凭(🌨)着(zhe )极高(🚳)的职业(🦅)操守,他(🥓)(tā )决定(🧓)(dìng )暗中推(tuī )波助(zhù )澜,上演一(yī )出(🔒)动人心(👒)弦的(de )攻(🧝)爱大计划(huá )。几番起伏(fú )曲(🌚)折,圣男(🚩)(nán )终于(🐉)鼓起勇(🚽)气(qì )浪漫告白,赢得了韩笑(⏯)(xiào )的“美(👆)人心(xī(🧝)n )”。
这部现代(dài )童(🎁)话故事围(wéi )绕一(yī(✡) )个女孩(🖲)(hái )在一(🥊)座神秘(📭)城市中(〰)的奇幻(huàn )冒险展开(🚸)。U2乐队(duì(🌓) )主唱Bono与(yǔ )维姆(🚗)·文德(🖼)斯共同担任监(jiān )制(🌭),Bono与威利(🕯)(lì )·纳(🎲)(nà )尔逊(🤘)操刀原(🌮)(yuán )声歌曲。
目标成为(🚥)作(zuò )家的(de )青年(🐝)李(lǐ )钟(👴)秀(xiù )((🔬)刘亚仁 饰(shì )),平日里靠(kà(🚺)o )兼职养(👘)活自(zì(🉑) )己。经营(🌴)畜(chù )牧业的父亲(qīn )不谙人(🛌)情,官(guā(📭)n )司缠身(💁),迫(pò )使钟秀又(🌮)要(yào )为了搭救父(fù(🎣) )亲而四(🏿)处奔走(🤖)(zǒu )。这一(🌽)日,钟秀(🈶)(xiù )在某大(dà )型卖场(🗳)重逢了(📀)当年的同学(xué(🏿) )申惠美(🖐)(全(quán )钟淑(shū ) 饰)(😺)。惠美计(🚕)划近期(🍉)前往非(🧀)洲旅(lǚ(🤵) )行,于是拜(bài )托钟(zhō(🐿)ng )秀照看爱猫(mā(🎭)o )Boil。不久后(🦔)惠美回(🍸)国,与之(zhī )一同下(xià )飞机(jī(🌰) )的还有(👙)名叫(jià(👡)o )本(史(🈴)蒂文·元 饰)的男(nán )子。本(🐵)驾驶(shǐ(💱) )保时捷(📮),居(jū )住在高级(👝)公寓(yù )内,优哉游(yó(💖)u )哉,不见(🤟)工(gōng )作(✊),四处玩(👮)(wán )乐,和(👮)钟秀相(xiàng )比有如天(🌿)上(shàng )地(🖤)下。不知(zhī )为何(🔂),本走入(⛄)平民钟秀和(hé )惠美(😀)的生活(💪)(huó ),更(gè(👆)ng )向新朋(💠)(péng )友讲(🚘)述了他奇特的癖好(🤛)。在钟秀家小(xiǎ(⏪)o )聚的(de )那(✉)个晚上(🃏)过(guò )后,惠美仿佛人间蒸(zhē(🍉)ng )发了(le )一(🤾)般无(wú(🍸) )影无(wú(🥏) )踪……
一场(chǎng )大规模枪击(➕)案后,七(🏸)(qī )位民(🙃)(mín )兵藏匿于一(⌛)(yī )个木材仓库(kù )中(👤),与此同(💟)时(shí ),一(😎)行人有(🚭)(yǒu )了一(🙆)个不安(ān )的发现:(📛)他(tā )们(🚓)的军械库丢(diū(🌻) )失了一(👲)支AR-15步(bù )枪,而这把(bǎ(🌾) )武器的(✅)型号正(🗾)与传闻(🚪)中枪(qiā(⛹)ng )击案肇事者(zhě )所用(🔞)(yòng )完全一(yī )致(📆)。担心当(➕)局已将(🗿)他们与(yǔ )枪击案联系(xì )在(🃏)一(yī )起(🏉),为了自(☔)(zì )身的(📦)安全,民兵们决(jué )定找(zhǎo )出(🦔)队伍(wǔ(🤶) )中的(de )叛(🚚)变者交给(gěi )警(🙀)方。
牧江村郊野山(shā(🤽)n )藏有(yǒ(🎣)u )一怪,赤(🍴)面(miàn )獠(🤢)牙,名曰(🍬)(yuē )垃圾人,他身(shēn )世(🌀)神秘,以(🐺)(yǐ )垃圾为食,日(💨)遇村妇(🎌)马(mǎ )秀娟,将其掳(lǔ(📪) )掠。马秀(👊)娟(juān )通(♏)过与垃(🛰)圾(jī )人(🕶)的交往,发现他虽丑(㊗)陋(lòu )骇人,却心(🦌)(xīn )地单(🐣)(dān )纯。但(👘)(dàn )天不遂人愿,“单纯”的(de )垃圾(🕥)人却将(🚬)(jiāng )马秀(➖)(xiù )娟视(👛)为配偶(ǒu ),囚于废弃厂房。矿(🔦)(kuàng )山老(🧢)(lǎo )板徐(🥠)东(dōng )南徐(xú )西(⏸)北两兄弟(dì )欲借炸(💂)山除垃(😔)圾人之(🧕)(zhī )名在(🎿)(zài )野山(🍜)非法拓(tuò )矿,全然不(💳)(bú )顾马(😪)秀娟安危(wēi )。而(🍘)垃圾人(🔘)(rén )通过马秀娟(juān )逐(🔍)渐了解(⤵)人(rén )类(🤭)的尊重(😣)与爱(à(🦃)i ),遂将其放(fàng )归牧江(😫)村。马秀娟得知(🛺)徐东南(🧣)阴谋后(✨)(hòu )为救垃圾人(rén )与之(zhī )抗(😋)争,最终(🚾)被绑于(💎)山上,垃(🤾)圾人(rén )为救马秀娟(juān )与徐(😪)(xú )东南(⏯)死命相(🉑)(xiàng )搏,后被徐东(🔛)南炸死(sǐ )。环(huán )保组(🚥)织(zhī )声(🎴)明(míng )垃(🚟)圾人出(💙)现(xiàn )乃(🕵)牧江村的环保意识(👸)(shí )薄弱(🐧)(ruò )之恶果,垃(lā(⛺) )圾人本(📺)无罪(zuì ),罪在人心对(🆑)(duì )环境(🦁)的态度(dù ),并呼(🈴)吁民(mí(📎)n )众善待环境(jìng )。
曾經(🐨)意氣風(fēng )發的(🐛)刑警豪(🌥)(háo )哥,數(⛳)年前(qián )因一樁殺妻案的偵辦疏失(😻)(shī )而遭(⌛)受打擊(😖)(jī ),再(zài )也不到(dào )前線偵辦(🌱)。突如其(🚕)來的『(🤜)未成年少女(nǚ(🙅) )砍人(rén )案』,卻再(zà(💉)i )度將他(😏)捲入深(🖤)黑的漩(xuán )渦中(⏫)(zhōng )。
四名(míng )大学(xué )生(🎢)在暑假(🙏)进(jìn )行社会实(🌫)践,到偏(💶)远(yuǎn )的村(cūn )庄拍摄(😚)纪录(lù(🔽) )片,调查民(mín )间(🛷)鬼怪文(🙄)化。
师兄李昆在(zài )京(🐲)剧演出中(zhōng )打(🚦)起了广(🦂)告(gào )。师(🤞)弟侯广智(zhì )觉得李昆侮(wǔ )辱了戏(🥪)台,两人(🧑)话不投(💴)机分道扬镳。五年后李昆(kū(⛽)n )靠演(yǎ(🌬)n )孙大圣(🌥)(shèng )走穴发家。侯广智则成了(le )剧团的(✔)孙大(dà(🎹) )圣专(zhuā(📎)n )业户。 李昆(kūn )联(🍮)系到一笔生意但却(📓)(què )需要(😖)(yào )侯广智(zhì )的(🎀)帮(bāng )助(🔎)。侯广智(zhì )答应李昆(🚬)来见客(📊)户—马老(lǎo )板(👋)。马老板(🤖)(bǎn )最近迷上了(le )一个(🎎)网红,并(bìng )准备(🛶)为她排(🎡)(pái )一部(🤦)《真假(jiǎ )美猴王三打(dǎ )白骨精》。因(yī(🕰)n )为这违(🌆)反了(le )京(🧖)剧传统,侯广智愤然拒绝。李(💭)昆偷(tō(🚋)u )了祖师(💼)爷的(de )戏服(fú )签了合(hé )同,愤怒的侯(🐹)广智与(😽)李昆(kū(🐥)n )再次决裂。但当(🌦)(dāng )侯广智看到(dào )徒(🍼)弟们竭(🍂)力招揽顾客(kè(🏽) )时他(tā(🗣) )终于同(tóng )意演(yǎn )出(💜)。 试演当(😌)(dāng )天侯广智潇(⏮)洒上台(🍩),李昆(kūn )内心对京剧(🤚)(jù )的热忱被侯(👎)(hóu )广智(🥋)唤醒,他(💴)(tā )配合着侯广(guǎng )智说出了原(yuán )汁(🙂)原味的(🦓)戏(xì )词(🕠)。两人合演(yǎn )了一版传统(tǒ(🏞)ng )的《真假(📉)美(měi )猴(📮)王》,这一刻所有人都(dōu )感受到了京(🔉)(jīng )剧的(✴)(de )魅力。