"小(xiǎo )姐,你的熊掉了"
人设(shè )有问题(🤡)—(🎪)—(💽)女(🦌)主(🎱)刚(gāng )开片是个欠透的公主(zhǔ )病女,然后这个bitch刚到(dào )男(🌾)主(🏁)家(🥖)住(🐩)一(🥠)天(😔)第(🐑)二天(tiān )早上起床就会和气(qì )的(de )说话了?难道男主(zhǔ )晚上夜访给她整(🎽)舒(🤪)服(🍗)(fú(☕) )了(🗾)🍺(👻)不痒了公主病就(jiù )好了?还有男主是个(gè )比吴京(😔)🐮(👰)的(💓)圣(❤)母(👜),我(🙌)(wǒ(🤔) )真(💜)的没见过这个等(děng )级的瞎子,女主这么(me )丑也把他眼睛吸得死(sǐ )死的—(🌎)—(🔛)也(🛎)许(🏥)是(🛐)因为(wéi )丫25了还是个处男着(zhe )急(jí )透🍺🐎破处?
"这种(zhǒ(📖)ng )2b电(🕕)影(📹)实(🎖)在(⛏)无(⭐)法(🌁)看下去(qù )了,那对白简直就是(shì )在背书。男主住那么(me )大的房子,却骑个(gè )小(🌶)摩(👉)托(🚭),让(👦)屌(🤢)丝们情(qíng )何以堪。女主却像个(gè )傻逼,在山上乱吃野(yě(🍗) )果(🚓)中(🕣)毒(👰)。看(🏵)了(🧙)半(⭕)小(xiǎo )时(shí )果断看不下去了。"
"笑死了XDDDD这样一看师匠(jiàng )和ED好像啊w"
3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.
"上海国(🚨)际(🤳)(jì(📤) )电(🛐)影(🔌)节观摩片"
"打着古(gǔ )惑仔的名头好歹请(qǐng )个(gè )古惑仔(📼)来(😜)客(➰)串(📷)呀(🤭)。"
"我(👘)对(👅)师傅的崇敬不是(shì )三言两语能说完的"