"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(hā )!师父果(🦈)(guǒ )然威(😾)武(wǔ )!"
"小(🤑)清新,故(🕝)事(shì )可(👊)以(🛄),对(duì(🌞) )白(🗾)不行(🍲)(há(🦃)ng ),演技(🍇)也(🕝)一般(🏹),没(🚏)有高(🔪)低(🌋)(dī )起(✋)伏(🔻),看完(🔷)心(📫)如(rú(🔶) )死水,感(🕊)觉原来(🌋)(lái )我也(🏀)是(shì )可(📼)以去做(zuò )电影→_→(开个(gè )玩笑)"
"同爷异奶(nǎi )的终极狗血剧情(qíng )原来还(hái )真有啊。"
"一个个丑得像鞋(xié )底子似(sì )的还拍你(nǐ )妈逼啊"
"真想吃鳗(mán )鱼饭啊。。。"
"一(yī )点。。也不好笑(xiào )。。。"
"虽然把福(💯)(fú )楼拜(📃)都抬(tá(🐂)i )出来了(🗾)(le ),但依旧(📘)是(🔗)男性(➿)(xì(👞)ng )视角(💧)。夏(🖥)(xià )尔(🖇)医(🖇)生(shē(🍟)ng )变(🐽)得有(🍛)了(🆖)(le )男子(🛥)气(🔜)概,省(🎖)略(🕷)(luè )了(📬)莱昂(á(🏣)ng )的爱情(⬛)基(jī )础(🥞),罗多尔夫彻(chè )底现实(shí )冰冷毫无(wú )魅力……于是包(bāo )法利夫(fū )人就变成(chéng )一个自作自受的(de )可怜虫(chóng ),而已。"
"masami都演孩儿他妈了(le )。。。"
"这位小姐(jiě ),你忘了你的熊(xióng )lol"