《爱情公寓313》9.

Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.

On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…(✂)

成长中(🎰)父(fù )母(㊗)也在日渐变(Ⓜ)(biàn )老，我(🧤)们会(huì(🦍) )把这样或那(nà )样的(🚡)无奈当(🐦)做(zuò )借口，而忽(hū )视(🥃)他(🗿)们的心(xīn )理(lǐ )或身体的(🥒)健(⏯)(jiàn )康状况，当(dāng )问题严重时(🐼)(shí )我(wǒ(👫) )们又会悔恨(😉)(hèn )自己(🧜)的冷漠(🔃)和粗心，孩(hái )子(zǐ )和(⛷)父母之(🐚)间(jiān )永远存在一种(➕)不公平，而(ér )这种不公平(pí(🤘)ng )却(👁)又以一种(zhǒng )不协调的姿(📌)势(💕)(shì )，却又(🍨)很和(hé )谐的(🏒)存在着(💊)(zhe )………(🏣)

2012年的一(yī )个(🕥)夜晚，自(🎰)(zì )幼在(👢)某孤儿(ér )院长大的(🏀)敦也(yě(🚺) )（山田凉介(jiè ) 饰）(🏘)、(Ⓜ)翔太(tài )（村上虹郎 饰(shì(🐬) )）(✨)和幸平（宽一郎 饰）对(duì(🚨) )某女企(👣)业家(jiā )实施(🤯)了抢劫(❎)(jié )，由于(⛽)汽车(chē )意(yì )外抛锚(👮)，他(tā )们(🐄)仓皇逃到了一家早(💰)已(yǐ )关(guān )张的杂货店(diàn )内(🐕)躲(⛱)藏。这家名为浪矢(shǐ )杂(zá(🚗) )货(🥕)店的铺(🦎)子(zǐ )此前由(🌹)风趣(qù(🈳) )和善的(⏬)老人浪(làng )矢(👢)雄治（(➗)西(xī )田(♌)敏行 饰）经营，数十(🥐)年(nián )前(🎥)他出于玩(wán )笑帮小(🚧)朋(🔜)友(yǒu )们解答各种困(kùn )扰(👼)，后(🍍)来名(míng )气越来越大(dà )，以至(🚹)于有人(🎭)(rén )专程向他(📐)咨(zī )询(📹)人生中(🚘)的(de )难(nán )题。本来从(có(👃)ng )1980年就该(🏓)沉寂(jì )的店铺，却(què(🖖) )在(zài )三人闯进来(lái )后收到(🌙)了(🗄)烦恼咨询信。随(suí )后敦也(👄)等(🚪)人(rén )发(💓)现，这些信件(😉)竟然来(🐓)(lái )自(zì(🤜) )遥远的过去(🎠)(qù )。神秘(👖)的夜(yè(🚎) )晚，迷途青年(nián )执笔(🥤)为他人(⏺)(rén )排忧解难，他们的(🏙)命(🈯)运和(hé )这家解忧杂(zá )货(✴)店(🔪)紧紧联(lián )系在了一起……(🍻)

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

对于威(♉)斯(sī )特与他(🧣)的搭(dā(🎱) )档来说(🚪)，近日(rì )道上的纷扰(👾)(rǎo )看起(🧜)来就像(xiàng )是(shì )一般(🈹)的黑帮(bāng )地盘斗争，但随著(🍜)警(👠)方(fāng )派(pài )出的卧底被(bè(🎤)i )逮(🍴)，头号黑(🗝)帮索斯开始(🥂)(shǐ )大(dà(📡) )肆活动(🤦)，一(yī )一夺取(🎩)其他势(🌳)力拥有(🛹)的神(shén )秘物件，他(tā(🔅) )们才意(🥦)识到(dào )有人企图夺(📰)取(🗺)(qǔ )神一般的超(chāo )自然力(🐷)量(⏩)，破坏现有的势(shì )力平衡。

三(🍧)(sān )个怀(🎎)揣梦想(xiǎng )的(🌽)年轻人(🌁)想通(tō(🛁)ng )过从缅甸走(zǒu )私黄(🛩)金来发(🍪)(fā )家致富。但等(děng )待(📛)他们的除(chú )了金钱与爱(à(🛹)i )情(🎍)(qíng )还有危机重(chóng )重的陷阱(💠)。

一位亿(📂)万富(fù )翁(wē(🔉)ng )探险家(😹)将一(yī(🌍) )艘单人潜水艇带到(📡)海洋(yá(🏕)ng )深(shēn )处的“午夜(yè )”地(🤠)带，寻(xún )找难以捉摸的(de )巨型(🎟)鱿(🐠)鱼，但发现了一(yī )个更小(🧜)更(🍹)致命(mì(🗿)ng )的掠食者。