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"原(🐳)来你咬我啊(☕)这个段子,是(🚚)在这本电影(🌟)里出现的呀(✨)。"
"嗯。。。。"
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3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’(👼)twanttobedestroyed.
"我(wǒ )不(bú )知(🚏)(zhī )道(dào )那(nà(🐥) )时(shí )候(hòu )为(🤷)(wéi )什(shí )么(me )看(😨)(kàn )了(le )这(zhè )么(🐿)(me )多香港(🙃)口水片……(🗡)"
"我对师傅的(🚖)崇敬不是三(🛎)言两语能说(🤯)完的"