"小(🤐)(xiǎo )姐你的(de )熊掉了"
"囧货(🐣)"
"小(xiǎo )姐……你(💯)的熊(xió(🎆)ng )掉了…"
新吐槽(🍏)(cáo ),女主(🛏)(zhǔ )时不时来个(🎯)耶(yē ),说(🚼)话老是加(jiā )一(🆔)个哦(ò(📍) ),看着……好(hǎ(💈)o )烦人"
"连(🤹)这个竟(jìng )然都(💑)看了..."
"剧(👓)情(qíng )过于简(jiǎ(🕖)n )单"
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人设(🦊)有问题(tí )——(🙂)女主刚(💌)开(kāi )片是个(gè(🏨) )欠透的(🚟)公主病(bìng )女,然(〽)后这个(👀)(gè )bitch刚到男(nán )主(🥚)家住一(👓)天第(dì )二天早(🕦)上起床(chuáng )就会和气的(🤦)说(shuō )话了?难道男主(🕡)晚上(shàng )夜访给(🌒)她整舒(🏎)(shū )服了🍺不痒(🥉)了公主(🤪)病(bìng )就好了?(🚹)还有(yǒ(🤑)u )男主是个比吴(🈳)(wú )京🐮(⛽)的(de )圣母,我真的(🍹)(de )没见过(👳)这个等(děng )级的(🅱)瞎(xiā )子(🌷),女主这么(me )丑也(💀)把他眼(🕜)睛(jīng )吸得死(sǐ(🥤) )死的—(🕌)—也许(xǔ )是因(💂)为丫25了(🤐)还(hái )是个处男(😺)着急(jí(🎓) )透🍺🐎破处?(💷)
"亮点全(quán )在最后啊!"