"((🤘)9/10)彻底坏掉的(✡)一集(✔),片尾还(hái )有(🦀)更坏(🧙)掉的(de )彩蛋…(💀)……(📚)…片头的字(zì )幕(⛱)明显是恶(è )搞70年代(dài )的老(lǎo )电(💢)影…(📮)……………(😢)"
"小清(🍔)(qīng )新,故(gù )事可以(🕢),对白不行,演技也一般,没有高低(💢)起伏(📢)(fú ),看完心如(🦋)(rú )死(🌵)水,感觉(jiào )原来我(😂)也是(shì )可以去做(🔻)电(diàn )影→_→((🍗)开(kā(♋)i )个玩笑(xiào ))(💵)"
"还(há(🏳)i )记得是(shì )大(🏓)学(xué(💑) ),全班(bān )儿就(jiù )我(💋)一个(gè )人去听(🤫)Jason外教(🥦)每周四晚上(🎀)的口(📕)语交流课~他(🐝)给我(🤰)们放(fàng )了这片儿(🈯)我(wǒ )觉得好看极(jí )了。。虽然(rán )没(📆)有拜(🐂)读过(guò )原著(😰),但这(🎶)(zhè )版所呈(chéng )现的(🛑)(de )包法利(lì )夫人(ré(⏰)n )也不差(chà )毫厘(🐔)了。"
"ʕ(🥈)•̫͡•ʕ(🐚)*̫͡(🐺)*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫(🚞)͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ(🙌)*̫͡*ʔ-̫͡-ʔ(😋),打卡(💆)。"
"啊~这就说的(🐜)(de )通了(🌟)~师傅年(nián )轻(👣)的时(💐)(shí )候和(hé )爱德华(🎲)(huá )还真(zhēn )像~师丈(zhàng )年轻(qīng )的时(❇)候(hò(🤶)u )还有点儿像(🏵)大总(😹)统啊~"
"哈哈哈,钱小(💚)豪还弄得长发(fā )为了更像陈(ché(👿)n )浩南(🤚)吗"
"小姐(jiě ),你(💈)的熊(♈)~~"
"小(xiǎo )姐你的熊掉(😀)(diào )了……神啊(ā(🛸) )……"
"生(shēng )活用(🐋)(yòng )最(💱)残酷(kù )的方(🚡)(fāng )式(⏭)让你(nǐ )笑,笑得哭(📐)出来。"
"森森赛高!"