简介
30岁的屌(🐉)丝青年李星辰遭遇感情伤害后整日花天酒地，靠(㊙)着自(👅)己口(kǒ(🕷)u )才和(😝)坑(kēng )蒙拐骗(📈)(piàn )开了一(yī(🚷) )间星座的咨(🏯)询室(🗡)，生意(yì(💣) )一般(🥚)，但自由(yóu )自(🌥)在无(wú )拘无(🔵)束(shù )的生活(huó )着。
This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..
“没有名字的我，没有未来的她”
又(😷)到了(🐏)年末(mò(🥫) )，阿呆(🏹)(dāi )和阿瓜(guā(🚂) )像所有(yǒu )人(🐓)一样(yàng )，开始(🐯)(shǐ )为圣诞(dà(⛓)n )节及(🔥)新(xīn )年(🎿)PARTY做准(🛫)(zhǔn )备，但(dàn )是(🙅)，作(zuò )为这个(🍂)(gè )世界上(shàng )动手能(néng )力最强的小发明家，怎么能(🔉)跟普(📨)通人一(🏚)样来(🥈)装扮自己的(🕑)院(yuàn )子和房(🌷)(fáng )子呢？于(🚺)是，两(🕗)个好(hǎ(📡)o )朋友(🚜)开动脑筋，对(🐆)自己(jǐ )的家(👸)展(zhǎn )开了不(bú )一样的(de )改造，当然，他们也(yě )没有忘(🐀)记帮(💱)自己的(🍅)好朋(⚓)友选一件“最(🚆)好的礼(lǐ )物(🥀)”。
讲述了(le )大庆(💞)从(cóng )自暴自(🈸)(zì )弃(🚛)到励(lì(🈲) )志蜕(🛩)变(biàn )的过程(😌)(chéng )。女友(yǒu )在(🍮)金店(diàn )工作，大庆来(lái )到金店(diàn )门口想(xiǎng )给女友(🐱)一个(👬)生日惊(🍻)喜，却(⛸)意外撞到女(😱)友和有钱人(⛹)的暧昧纠(jiū(🔶) )缠，大(🍏)(dà )庆明(🏹)白(bá(💣)i )了一切(qiē )，原(💃)本(běn )以为单(🌛)纯的爱情却被现(xiàn )实狠狠(hěn )打了一(yī )巴掌，大庆(🍋)变(bià(🍲)n )得颓废(🐤)(fèi )，酗(🏑)酒(jiǔ )成瘾。醉(🔰)醺醺的大庆(👚)在酒吧的门(💏)口上演一幕(🎧)(mù )喜(🛣)剧，酒吧(🥗)买(mǎ(🤢)i )醉的大(dà )庆(🔖)述说(shuō )着自(😢)己(jǐ )的心伤(shāng )，一首(shǒu )《味道(dào )》唱出(chū(🆑) )来多少(shǎo )人(🤺)的伤(🚍)(shāng )心，一(🚗)(yī )首(⬜)歌引(yǐn )起酒(🐩)吧老板小玉(🕴)赏识，被生活(🕝)所迫(😄)的大庆(🔍)选择(🌲)接受酒吧歌(🍥)(gē )手的工(gō(🏊)ng )作,同时(shí )两人展(zhǎn )开了甜(tián )蜜的爱恋，却因此得(👵)罪(zuì(🥐) )了酒吧(🔪)(ba )经理(😕)，不幸的(de )是小(🐁)玉(yù )的身体(🐭)(tǐ )却一天不(👤)如一天......
貌美(🏠)肤白(👨)大长腿的职(🌿)场精英沈若(🙄)柳(liǔ )眼看就(❌)(jiù )要突破(pò )30岁的大(dà )关，却(què )还是孤(🆒)(gū )身一人(ré(🆔)n )。白灵(🈂)(líng )眼看着(zhe )好(👠)闺蜜(mì )干着(🏔)急(jí )，决心(xī(💣)n )要为沈(shěn )若(🆚)柳制(🎐)造各种(✂)“邂逅(😂)”的机会。在一(📈)次白灵男友(🧒)——公司副总凌(líng )霄举办(bàn )的晚宴(yàn )中，沈(shěn )若(🍝)柳巧(🐕)遇了凌(🎂)霄的(🔙)好哥们、多(🛌)(duō )金帅气(qì(📈) )电力十(shí )足(🚛)的“小狼狗(gǒ(🏰)u )”郝帅(📛)(shuài )，郝帅对沈(📙)若柳这个轻(🕔)熟御姐一见(💑)钟情，陷入爱河(hé )无法自(zì )拔。在(zài )白(🛴)灵的(de )神助攻(🧙)(gōng )之(🖍)下，郝帅对(duì(🎴) )沈若柳(liǔ )展(🤫)开了(le )猛烈的(📚)(de )攻势。与此同(🏇)(tóng )时(🤷)，原(yuán )本(🐳)如胶(🖍)似漆的白灵(📩)与凌霄感情(💔)竟然突发变动，情感危机一触即发(fā )，二人(rén )的未(🔏)来(lá(🌿)i )变得模(🐏)(mó )糊(🍧)不清。谁料霸(🤙)气御姐竟遭(❕)劫(jié )持，郝(hǎ(🥫)o )帅、凌(líng )霄(🏴)、白(📮)(bái )灵三人(ré(🧔)n )在废旧(jiù )地(❌)下室救下沈(💂)若柳。这场危机之后，白灵、凌霄二(è(🚬)r )人感情(qíng )开(🎨)始回(💷)(huí )暖，而(ér )在(👓)“小(xiǎo )狼狗”郝(💚)帅的(de )攻势下(😎)(xià )，御姐(jiě )沈(⛸)若柳(🚋)(liǔ )的防(📄)线(xià(😹)n )渐渐瓦(wǎ )解(📰)……