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——像(🎧)(xià(📭)ng )你(nǐ )对我那(🐭)样。"
"果然是…(⛴)…师~~傅~~~~"
"上吊那裡超(🚽)好(🌽)笑,可惜最後(🏏)報告(gào )近(jì(♑)n )況(kuàng )的(de )旁(páng )白(bái )大(🚀)扣(🛰)分"
"打着古惑(📄)仔的名头好歹请个(🆓)古惑仔来客串(🎁)呀。"
"又是(shì )陪(🧥)(péi )妈(mā )看(kàn )剧(jù )系(🉑)(xì(♎) )列(liè ),又是无(🐱)力吐槽,首先(🔺),我真的受不了女主(🛠)的(💿)声音,嗲得(dé(💷) )让(ràng )人(rén )恶(è )心(xī(🙀)n ),这口音是台(🌻)湾(🔦)的吗??她(🥑)叫奶奶的声音真的(🚢)又奇怪又难听(🅱),而(ér )且(qiě )她(👝)(tā )还(hái )很(hěn )zz,傻逼兮(🗑)兮(⚓)地随便吃野(🔛)果,中毒进医(⛑)院,现实中真有这么(🔓)zz的(💠)(de )人(rén )吗(ma )?路(🌾)(lù )上(shàng )什么不知名(🌸)的野果都能(👞)随(😸)便乱吃。
人设(🖤)有问题——女主刚(🐎)开(🦃)(kāi )片(piàn )是(shì(🍹) )个(gè )欠(qiàn )透(🕣)(tòu )的公主病女,然后(🌤)这(🎾)个bitch刚到男主(🚠)家住一天第二天早(🔱)上起床(chuáng )就(🖲)(jiù(🏹) )会(huì )和(hé )气(⛅)(qì )的(de )说话了?难道(📶)男主晚上夜访(🔔)给她整舒服(🏝)了🍺不痒了公主病(🎣)就(🏸)(jiù )好(hǎo )了(le )?(⏲)还(hái )有(yǒu )男(🐼)主是个比吴京🐮的(👃)圣(🦌)母,我真的没(🏭)见过这个等级的瞎(👦)子,女(nǚ )主(zhǔ(❤) )这(🧔)(zhè )么(me )丑(chǒu )也(😇)把他眼睛吸得死死(💔)的(🌜)——也许是(🕢)因为丫25了还(🌒)是个处男着急(jí )透(🥞)(tò(🍵)u )🍺🐎破(pò )处(😖)(chù )?
"不死之身,牛,我就是好奇炸(👫)碎(🥄)成拼都拼不(🖱)起来的,他(tā )还(hái )怎(🌷)(zěn )么(me )活(huó )?好(🐄)(hǎo )吧,其实妖(🔍)舟回答过这个问题(🚗),他(🕞)的猎人同人(😴)里那位,就(jiù(➿) )是(shì )按(àn )分(fèn )子(zǐ(➖) )形(🆚)(xíng )式重建躯(🗃)体的······(🕑)·····(⬜)"
"已(👝)有"
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